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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , plane , france , english , passport , bag , immigration , juno beach , 1944 , dday , cheese eating surrender monkeys , french - Current Score: 2137 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , bag , come , mouth , sweets - Current Score: 179 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life' - I said "No thanks, I'm already married." | ![]() |
Joke by milo123, in Jokes with no home > Shaggy Dog Story - Tagged supermarket , bag , life - Current Score: 102 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| A wise man once said, "you should treat your women the way you treat your vacuum cleaner - when it stops sucking, change the bag." | ![]() |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged women , bag , suck , oral - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Jade Goody was offered a bag for life when she went shopping in Tesco today. When she said yes, they gave her a paper one. | ![]() |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , life , bag , cancer , plastic - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged testicles , pillow , operation , bag , hospital - Current Score: 34 - Added: 10 months ago
| A Rastafarian walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana. "Sir, what's this for?" says the suprised lady. The Rasta replies "Mi come to open a joint account." | ![]() |
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged marijuana , rasta , bank , joint , account , bag , cannabis - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month ago
| My mate in the pub had a DIY breathalyser: it was a bag that told him when he'd had too much to drink. I have no need for it though, I married one. | ![]() |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged married , breathalyser , bag , told - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months ago
| What is it with all the supermarkets asking you to take your old bag shopping ? I tried it the other day and the fucking bitch spent a fortune. | ![]() |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged supermarket , bag , shopping - Current Score: 23 - Added: 6 months ago
Joke by Emm, in Sex and shit > Other - Tagged fuck , bag , babies , questionanswer , paper , old - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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