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| Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bldy gud I fel. I cud fuk a Duk...! |    |
Joke by vasocam, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , baileys , prozac - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago
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