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| As an act of charity, I'm setting up a bakery to be staffed by mongoloids and retards. I'm going to call it "Special Kneads". |    |
Joke by Mr Gronk, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged retards , spackers , mongs , bakery - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago
| There was a bakery in a big city owned by a little old lady. The owner hired a very attractive young lady to work the counter in the afternoon. A few days after the young lady started, certain kinds of breads began selling like crazy. The old lady decided to figure out why. As she walked to the front counter, she noticed that a line of men had already gathered out the door and down the block. Even stranger, every man that came in ordered raisin bread. The reason, she soon figured out, was to watch her young assistant climb the ladder in her short mini-skirt and retrieve their bread! The old lady was furious and went over to the counter. She wanted to let these men know she was on to them, even if the ditsy assistant wasn't. An old man was just about to place his order when the owner interrupted in a loud voice. "So... Is it raisin for you, too?" "Nah." the old man replied. "But it's twitchin'." | |
Joke by yank, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged raisin , twitchin , bread , bakery , short skirt - Current Score: 10 - Added: 11 months ago
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