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| Got home from the pub at 3 o clock this morning and the missus was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said "What the fuck you doing baking at this hour?" |    |
Joke by Nimrod, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged women , baking - Current Score: 269 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa." | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged sex , mummy , daddy , baking - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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