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| I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over. |    |
Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged cash machine , old lady , balance - Current Score: 1267 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I used to work as a porter in a hospital, but I got sacked because I couldn't stand people with amputated legs. I really tried...but I just couldn't balance the fuckers.. | |
Joke by pally76, in Illness and mortality > Hospital - Tagged amputated legs , balance - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the definition of perfect balance? A pregnant hunchback! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Scatalogical - Tagged hunchback , pregnant , balance , one liner - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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