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| My wife is forever saying I don't pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, "Have you had your hair done dear? You look different." She went ballistic. I won't forget she's having chemotherapy again in a hurry. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged chemotherapy , cancer , bald , wife - Current Score: 460 - Added: 4 months ago
| I first realised that i was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face... Harry Hill | |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged harry , hill , harry hill , bald - Current Score: 69 - Added: 5 months ago
| Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're beautiful! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged men , beer , gut , bald , beautiful - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months ago
| My son was looking through the family album and asked my wife, “who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That's your father,” she replied. “Well, who the hell's that old bald-headed, fat bloke who lives with us now?” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Dad - Tagged son , album , muscles , bald - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you call a line of large rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line | |
Joke by marshallscopegift, in Jokes with no home > rabbit - Tagged hare , rabbit , bald - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 days ago
| White bloke goes to the hairdressers and asks for a "Tele Savalas." The barber shaves his head and charges him two quid. A Paki follows him in and says, "I'll have the same as him." The barber shaves his head and say's, "that'll be ten quid." "No, no, no," says the Paki, "you charged him two quid." The barber replies, "yeah, but coloured tellys cost more!" | |
Joke by charlton lad, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , hair , bald , telly , tele savalas - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's large, smelly, stiff and bald. Jade Goody in 9 months. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged bald , chemo , cancer , dead - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair. | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Man - Tagged fondling ones gonads , bald , pervert - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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