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| A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don'tknow where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "Actually I am," replied thewoman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fucking fault.." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged balloon , shouted - Current Score: 73 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| My Girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like she was someone special for her Birthday. So I took her window licking and bought her a balloon. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , window licking , special , balloon - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 days ago
| Andrew and Evan save up their money and decide to travel in a hot air balloon around the world. Several days into their trip Andrew says to Evan, "Aah, we're flying over France!" "How do you know that?" asks Evan. "Easy! You can see the Eiffel Tower from up here!" It's a few days later and, again, Andrew says to Evan, "We're above America now!" "How can you tell?" asks a puzzled Evan. "Well if you look just there you can see the Statue of Liberty!" On their last day Andrew looks over and says, "Today we're flying over Liverpool!" Evan looks as hard as he can but can see nothing on the ground that sticks out. Confused, he asks Andrew, "How the fuck can you know that?!" Andrew replies, "Because SOME CUNT'S NICKED MY WATCH!" | |
Joke by Sausage Sucker, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged theft , liverpool , balloon - Current Score: 13 - Added: 10 months ago
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