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| What is the difference between a hooker and a banana? A banana doesn't scream when you peel the skin off. |    |
Joke by cherub, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged hooker , banana , scream , difference - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." | |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged cucumber , carrot , banana , doctor - Current Score: 80 - Added: 11 months ago
| Cheap new pregnancy test available for niggers. Insert banana into vagina, leave for 30 seconds then remove. If it's half eaten there's another fucking monkey on the way! | |
Joke by scousefreddy, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , pregnancy , vagina , banana , twat , cunt - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months, 17 days ago
| A banana and a vibrator are on a desk in a girl's bedroom. The banana says, "Is this your first time?" "No, why?" "I see you're shaking." | |
Joke by zapar, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged banana , vibrator - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| I used to own a spider monkey. I fuckin loved that little bugger. He would go everywhere with me on his little lead. He wasn't expensive to keep, just one banana a day and he was perfectly happy. Then one day the authorities decided to take him off me because of neglect. I appealed, but it was no good. Some so called expert claimed that one banana a day was not a sufficient diet... ...and apparently the correct term was not "spider monkey" but "Ethiopian".. | |
Joke by pally76, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , spider monkey , banana - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two dumb guys were taking their first train trip. They opened their lunch boxes and both took out bananas, which they'd never seen before. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute." | |
Joke by Totty, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged banana , dumb , train - Current Score: 1 - Added: 9 months ago
| A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator, 'I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna fucking EAT me!' | |
Joke by whats the point, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged banana , dildo - Current Score: -3 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
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