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| A head nun goes to a grocers shop and asks for 122 bananas. The grocer says, "if you're buying that many, its more economical to buy 144 in a box, I could give you a discount then." "Okay," replies the nun, "I suppose we could always eat the other 22." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Nun - Tagged bananas , economical , discount , eat - Current Score: 136 - Added: 4 months ago
| Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap. I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse. | |
Joke by got spunk, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged bananas , crap , shit , arse , wipe , niggers , monkeymen , coons - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| My wife was in court for shoplifting. The magistrate asked,"what did you steal?" "A bunch of bananas," she answered. Then he inquired,"how many bananas was that?" She replied, "five, there were five in the bunch." "I see," says the magistrate."In that case, I think a sentence of five months would be appropriate" I called out from the back of the court,"she stole a bunch of grapes too..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged wife , shoplifting , bananas , grapes - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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