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| Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket. |    |
Joke by Maximillion, in Illness and mortality > Bulimia - Tagged bulimics , kfc , bulimia , buckets , bandwagon - Current Score: 430 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words. The Lord's prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government - Current Score: 223 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| This American said to me the other day, "you know, it's starting to feel like there are only two countries in the world: America, and The Rest Of The World." I said, "that's completely true, actually. In fact, The Rest Of The World even has its own flag now. It's exactly the same as the American flag, except it's on fire." | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , flag , rest of world , rob newman , bandwagon - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| 30% of Americans don't know when 9/11 happened. | |
Joke by whats the point, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 terrorism american stupid , bandwagon - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York .... now this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's speaking?" | |
Joke by hairynosedwombat, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged hilary , bill , clinton politics , bandwagon - Current Score: 54 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Poor cancer. Imagine what it must feel like to have a doctor tell you that you're stuck in Jade Goody's fanny... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , fanny , cancer , bandwagon - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| I reckon that when World War 3 breaks out, the Germans can have the Yanks on their side for once, as they always manage to blow up a lot of our boys regardless of which side they're on... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , friendly fire , yanks , bandwagon - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| How do you know if an Austrian girl is a virgin? Find out if she can run faster than her Dad. | |
Joke by The Entertainer, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged austrian , virgin , bandwagon - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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