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| I was woken up last night by the bulimic in the flat above me. I banged on the ceiling and shouted, "For fuck's sake! Keep it down, love!" |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Bulimia - Tagged skinny bitch , sick , ceiling , banging - Current Score: 274 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A young Mum wrote:While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband (his Dad) had run off. I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked away. Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged young , boyfriend , bedroom , banging - Current Score: 43 - Added: 9 months ago
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