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| A man goes up to his bosses office and says, "Sir, you got to give me a raise, three other companies are after me." "Well is that a fact?" his boss asked, "Well which companies would they be?" The man replies, "The electric, phone and gas companies" |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged raise , bankrupt , boss , man , money - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| Kerry Katona was saying in the paper that she can't understand how a talented, attractive and popular celebrity could go bankrupt. Well, I re-read the article a couple of times, and I still have no idea who she was talking about. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , talented , bankrupt , money - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
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Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Northern Rock - Tagged northern rock , bankrupt , bankruptcy , newcastle , sushi , japan , sumo , origami , bonsai - Current Score: 102 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's the definition of optimism? An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening. | |
Joke by ams, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged banker , bank , bankrupt , credit crunch , london - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out. "Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes." "Wow," the man says. "What's the catch?" "Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie. "OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That'll teach her." "It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner." "Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she's a fucking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt." "It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions." "I wish to get a plane back to the UK." "It is done, Mr. Glitter." | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged jade goody , kerry katona , bankrupt , cancer , genie , wishes , three , evil , gary , glitter , paedo , paedophille - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months ago
| So Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt, eh? I wonder if all her assets, like her food, will be frozen. | |
Joke by geordieboi, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , bankrupt , iceland - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
| My Mum used to say, "beggars can't be choosers." Is that why Kerry Katona shops in Iceland then? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , iceland , bankrupt , proverbs , mum - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
| Apparently Germany's treasury has recently gone bankrupt. It turns out that Israel sent them a gas bill. | |
Joke by aglxs20, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged germany , bankrupt , bust , israel , jews , gas , bill - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Is it just me or are bank holidays becoming a redundant term for some people? | |
Joke by killjoy, in Jokes with no home > Banker - Tagged banks , bankrupt , bank holiday , redundant - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| First Kerry Katona declares herself bankrupt, now its Iceland as well... | |
Joke by thebaggins, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged iceland , kerry katona , bankrupt , credit crunch , financial crisis , meltdown - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month ago
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