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| Bob is walking home when he sees a tramp begging for change. Feeling a bit sorry for the man, he gives him some change and begins to walk off. "Thank you," says the homeless man. "It used to be so good for me but look at me now." "What do you mean?" asked Bob. The tramp replied, "I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions in. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts." "What happened, where did it go wrong?" The tramp replied, "forgot my fucking mother's maiden name." |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mothers maiden name , bank , banks , tramp , millionaire - Current Score: 148 - Added: 4 months ago
| NEWSFLASH!!! A man who robbed banks and building societies, disguised as a woman, has finally been caught. The judge gave him a long prison sentence, and warned him that his career as a female impersonator was probably not over just yet... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged banks , woman , prison , sentence , female , impersonator - Current Score: 99 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Financial Advice in these dark times. If you had purchased $1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago, it would now be worth $4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week, your $1000 would have been worth $16.50. $1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than $5. But if you bought $1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum recycling plant, you would get $214. So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , shares , drink , drunk , lager , beer , xl , banks , money , halifax , hbos - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 months ago
| Does anyone else think it's ironic that the government is investing £500 million of our money in the banks, only so they can loan it back to us later with interest? | |
Joke by Matt Don, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged banks , bank , banking , wankers - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
| An old lady rang her bank and a man, obviously from an Indian call centre, replied. "Is that the High Street branch?" "No, Madam, it's now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally." "Well I really need to speak to the branch." "If you'll just let me know your query I'm sure I can help you." "I don't think you can, young man, I need to speak to the branch." "There's nothing that the branch can help you with that can't be dealt with by me." "OK. Can you just check on the counter. I think I've left my gloves behind." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Call Centres - Tagged banks - Current Score: 21 - Added: 11 months ago
| Credit Crunch...Shares Collapsing... Blood Bath in the City.... Wall St... Struggling.... Gas & Electric Prices to all New Levels...Increase in Shopping Bills. Banks Folding... Global Warming... But on a more Positive Note.... They might be making Ghost Busters 3. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged government , shares , wall st , shopping , banks - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month ago
| One of Britain's leading cancer treatment centres might have to close down after it lost millions in the Icelandic banking system. Unfortunately, it's not the one Jade Goody goes to. | |
Joke by snoochieboochies, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged iceland , banks , jade goody - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| Is it just me or are bank holidays becoming a redundant term for some people? | |
Joke by killjoy, in Jokes with no home > Banker - Tagged banks , bankrupt , bank holiday , redundant - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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