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Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a White Woman and not serve time for it?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Snitchio, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , hilary , black , barack obama  - Current Score: 354 - Added: 5 months ago

Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.

Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.

Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?

Obama: About 12 seconds ago.
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Joke by racetraitor, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged barack , obama , heaven , barack obama  - Current Score: 260 - Added: 6 months ago

You do realise what this means for the Republicans now that Obama has won don't you?

Sarah Palin's daughter can finally get that abortion!!
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Joke by davedou, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged obama , palin , abortion , republican , democrat , barack , sarah palin  - Current Score: 191 - Added: 2 weeks ago

America got a new President today.
Let me be the first Brit in saying, "I don't give a fuck".
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Joke by screamlol, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged elections , president , america , fuck , usa , barack , obama  - Current Score: 178 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What do American rednecks call a black man in a suit?

Mr. President, SIR.
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Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , black man come to piss on yo parade , president  - Current Score: 174 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Barack Obama has broken a long tradition by being the first black man to enter the White House without a mop and bucket.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by joejoejoejoe, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged white house , black , barack , obama , tradition , president , menial , cleaner , janitor  - Current Score: 132 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Why did so many people turn up to see Barack Obama in Berlin?

When they heard a rich black man was coming, they assumed he'd have whores for sale.
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Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , berlin , rich , black , must be a dealer , barack obama  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago

What has Barack Obama got in common with JFK?

Nothing yet, but give it some time...
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Joke by nigulin1, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , jfk , assasination  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Barack Obama has just announced the death of his grandmother a day before the US Presidential election.

Should've auditioned for X-Factor.
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Joke by dandan, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , grandmother , xfactor  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What's better than being President of the United States?

Being white.
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Joke by oddball_o, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged president , white , barack , obama , election , black , white  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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