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| I wanted to get my girlfriend a really special gift for Valentines' Day. She was really happy when I got her a new Barbie doll. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , girlfriend , valentines day , barbie - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tictacs are gone. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged barbie , tic tacs - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why can't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken comes in a different box. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged barbie , ken , kids , box - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a present. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are. The girl responds: Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95 Volleyball Barbie: £19.95 Shopping Barbie: £19.95 Surfer Barbie: £19.95 Disco Barbie: £19.95 and Divorced Barbie: £299.99 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewellery Ken's money Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend... | |
Joke by famous amos, in Jokes with no home > birthday - Tagged barbie - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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