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| Eric notices that the fire is getting low so he gets out of his armchair and goes to get more logs to put on it. As he opens the cellar door, he sees his son masturbating halfway down the steps. Softly, he says, "son, I know what it is that you are doing. Do not waste your seed but, rather, save it until you are a man and can put it to good use." Then he closes the door and returns to his chair. Years later, it is the son's sixteenth birthday and he goes to his father and says, "Father, you remember that day on the cellar steps? Well, I heeded your words. Now I've got eight barrels of the stuff - what do I do with it?" |    |
Joke by Fles, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masturbation , cellar , barrels - Current Score: 66 - Added: 4 months ago
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