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Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays?

He puts his fags out in the pool.
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Joke by h3ll0, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged michael , barrymore , michael barrymore , fags , pool , dead  - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Michael Barrymore was asked if he'll be doing panto this year. He said he doesn't think so as he did Aladdin 6 years ago and hasn't heard the last of it!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pox, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged pantomine , aladdin , barrymore , gay  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

An Arab has been found dead at the bottom of Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

Apparently it was a suicide bummer.
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Joke by Weetobix, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , pool , homosexual , taliban  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's the difference between Frank Bruno and Michael Barrymore?

One's being battered around the ring and the other one's a boxer
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Joke by gozfish, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged frank , bruno , boxing , barrymore  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 6 months ago

What's the best way to extinguish a fag?

Chuck them in Barrymore's pool.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , fag  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

It turns out that on the night he got fisted at Barrymore's house, Stuart Lubbock was also invited back to Jeremy Beadle's place. Talk about a bad choice! The alternative wouldn't have done half as much damage!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , beadle , lubbock , fisting , bummer  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago

Michael Barrymore has been released by police, following his explanation of events leading to the death of Stuart Lubbock.

It turns out that Barrymore had a poolside bar, where Lubbock was sitting enjoying a beer. What happened next was a tragic accident, when Barrymore attempted to push his stool in for him.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , death , gay  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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