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| I've had a rough couple of months. First I lost my job, then my wife left me. My car was written off in a crash, then my best friend got cancer. Got to look on the bright side, though. At least I've still got my youth. Unless he manages to pick his handcuffs and find his way out of my cellar... |    |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged youth , basement , fucked up s and m scene - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months ago
| The BBC have reported that 10% of the population of Vienna are out watching the match tonight. Or 15% if you include the people in basements. | |
Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , basement - Current Score: 52 - Added: 5 months ago
| The authorities have told me that if I don't start treating my children better, they'll take them off me..... The joke's on them, they don't know about the ones in the basement! | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged children , basement - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| What do you get if you cross Madeleine McCann with an angry dog? Well, I guess we'll find out when I look in my basement. | |
Joke by haz, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged basement , madeleine , maddie , madeleine mccann , dog - Current Score: 12 - Added: 8 months ago
| I'm not a racist - no matter what that nigger in my basement says. | |
Joke by nooobie 69, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , racist , racism , basement - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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