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An ambulance arrives at the scene of a bad Nova crash on the A127 just outside Basildon.

The paramedic goes to the girl passenger, "how many fingers have I got up?"

"Fuck, I'm paralysed!"
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Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged basildon , essex girls , ambulance , paralysed , paramedic  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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