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| not sick but i find it funny These two vampire bats are in a cave, they have been flying around for days. . . and, uh, you know, they like blood; haven't had any in a while. One of 'em goes out on a recon . . . comes back, face just covered in blood. The other bat's beside himself. He says, "Wow! What happened?" And he points to this village, the bat . . . well, he flaps to it, you know. He says, "You see that village over there?" and the other bat says, "Yeah!" "See that steeple?" "Yeah." "I didn't." *Courtesy of Rich Hall on QI* |    |
Joke by thermal rug, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged vampire , bat - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the other bats get excited and ask him where he got it from. "Follow me" he says, leading the way. So off they flew over the hills and river and into the dark forest... "See that tree over there?" says the bat. "Yes" they reply. "Well i fucking didnt." | |
Joke by streakofpiss, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged bat , vampire , blood , tree - Current Score: -4 - Added: 5 months ago
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