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| I saw a sign in a public toilet yesterday. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke. |    |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged toilet , porn , bathroom , pornography , porno , magazine , cocaine , drugs - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you." "Okay," the man replies, "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the hell are you?" the man asks "I am from the pest extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Those little bastards!" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged wife , husband , bar , bathroom - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A girl brought her boyfriend home late one night. With her parents being asleep in bed, she asked him to be quiet. So when he said he was desperate to use the bathroom , rather than sending him upstairs and risk waking her parents, she told him to use the kitchen sink instead. A few minutes later he popped his head around the door. "Have you finished" she whispered. "Yeah" he said, "Have you got any paper?" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > dating - Tagged boyfriend , bathroom , parents , waking - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year ago
| Did you hear about the blonde who got locked into the bathroom? She was in there so long she peed her pants. | |
Joke by Elwyn, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blondes , bathroom - Current Score: -4 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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