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| Is the new Batman movie cursed? Consider the evidence: 1. Heath Ledger died from an overdose earlier this year. 2. Christian Bale was arrested a few weeks ago. 3. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car crash on Sunday. 4. I'm planning to kidnap Maggie Gyllenhaal next weekend and keep her in my cellar as a sex slave for the rest of her natural life. Spooky, eh? |    |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Batman - Tagged heath ledger , christian bale , morgan freeman , maggie gyllenhaal , the dark knight , batman , curse - Current Score: 453 - Added: 3 months ago
| I went to see The Dark Knight last night. Must say, I was very disappointed. I thought it was going to be a documentary about Sir Trevor McDonald. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Batman - Tagged batman , the dark knight , trevor mcdonald - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| With last week's booing and public outcry at the MOBO awards when Leona Lewis didn't bother to show up to collect her award, I wonder how Heath Ledger's antiticipated no-show at the Oscars will go down... | |
Joke by winkywankywooOO, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged heath ledger , award , batman , joker , oscars , mobo - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , nigger , batman - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Heath Ledger's performance as The Joker is outstanding!! I think he has a really bright future as an actor. | |
Joke by minibegg, in Celebrity and news events > Deaths - Tagged ledger , batman - Current Score: 112 - Added: 3 months ago
| Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went, "T'PAU!" I said, "don't you mean KAPOW??" He said, "no, I've got China in my hand." | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged batman , tpau - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year ago
| I went to the Video Shop the other day. I said, "can I take out Batman Forever?" They said, "no, you have to bring it back tomorrow." | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Video - Tagged batman , video - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year ago
| I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice. Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Fathers For Justice - Tagged farthers , justice , superman , batman , nazi , hero - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months ago
| A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes. That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a Superman costume. Shouting, he says to his wife, "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black Superman?" The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a Batman costume and he shouts, "you are fucking mad woman. When have you seen a black Batman? Go and change it for something better." The wife is now very annoyed. She returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places three white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole. When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife, "What's this?" The wife responds, "it's so that you can choose your costume: if you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body, you can go as a Domino. If you don't like that, you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit. If you're still not happy, you can stick the pole up you're arse and go as a Magnum!" | |
Joke by ollie123_4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , rqcist , oreo , magnum , batman , superman , domino - Current Score: 40 - Added: 6 months ago
| If the answer is "Cock Robin!".... what is the question:- What's that you've got up my arse Batman? | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Scatalogical - Tagged batman , cock robin - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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