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| What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The dishes and dinner if she's got any sense. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , batter , battered , hit , punch , punched , hospital , dishes , dinner , cook , sense - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I read in the paper that there are up to 100,000 battered women in the UK each year. And all this time I've been eating them raw. | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged battered , raw , domestic violence - Current Score: 66 - Added: 8 months ago
| Last Sunday me and the wife were having a right old barney. In the end I said to her, "how about if you didn't see me for awhile" "Fine!" she said. By Thursday the swelling had gone down from around her eyes! | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , battered , swollen eyes - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 month ago
| Battered wives - you can't beat 'em. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged battered , wives , beat - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why are there so many homes for battered wives? Because they won't fucking listen. | |
Joke by catshit, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged wife , wives , battered - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
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