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| Ed went to see the Doctor. The Doctor asked what was wrong. "Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ed replied |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged size , penis , battery , swelling - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the difference between a Woman and a Battery? A battery has a positive side! | |
Joke by Sick Cunt, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , battery - Current Score: 66 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| What's the difference between a battery and a chav? A battery has a positive side. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , battery , positive , negative , side , good , bad - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| The Energizer Bunny, known best for 'going and going and going...' passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, some cunt put the battery in backwards and it kept coming and coming and coming... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged energizer , going , medical , battery , coming - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months ago
| A woman goes to a hospital casualty department. When the doctor asks her what's wrong, she tells him that she was using a dildo, and accidentally pushed it so far in that it was stuck inside her and now she can't reach it. The doctor tells her to lie on the bed and he will arrange to have it removed. "Removed", she said, "NO, I just wanted you to replace the batteries for me". | |
Joke by AlkringtonPaul, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged dildo , hospital , vibrator , battery - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a ginger goth? Duracell. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , goth , black , red , hair , duracell , battery - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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