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| Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can watch the battle. |    |
Joke by Cky1994, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , mirror , battle - Current Score: 160 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000." "Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged insurance , army , captain , gi , battle , war - Current Score: 77 - Added: 9 months ago
| I'm so glad that the Spice Girls finished their tour early. The only time I want to see Geri Haliwell in the Union Jack is if she dies in battle. | |
Joke by joeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged gerri , union , flag , battle - Current Score: 55 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do you call a Frenchman killed in battle? The slowest runner. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , run , runner , killed , battle - Current Score: 39 - Added: 6 months ago
| The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Soldiers - Tagged soldier , battle , whore , house - Current Score: 33 - Added: 9 months ago
| Went to one of those war re-enactments the other day. We did the battle of Waterloo. We were given the French role so we fucked off home. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , waterloo , battle - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months ago
| An Australian ends up next to a British soldier in the trenches during World War II. The British soldier turns to him and says, "good to see you, mate, have you come here to die?" To which the Australian replies, "no, mate, I came here yesterday!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged australian , war , trench , britain , fight , battle - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| I went to a battle re-enactment today of the Battle of Waterloo. It didn't go well - apparently I wasn't supposed to kill the French. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , battle , waterloo - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
| French tanks have five gears: Four to reverse out of battle, and one forward incase they're attacked from the rear. | |
Joke by deathatureyes, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , cowards , battle , gears , reverse - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months ago
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