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1. Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml
2. Make sure you have the 'Make a complaint' box ticked
3.Complain about 'Television Programmes'
4. Select bbc 1 and Put 02/11/08 in date
5.Songs of Praise in Programme box
6. Make a sensible complaint about how and why you dislike Songs of Praise
7. Put in some false (but reasonable) details

I don't care if you vote the joke down, but go do this if nothing else it will show how serious the bbc is about their complaints.

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How about going straight to Ofcom? Cut out the middle man, enough complaints = possible investigation and hideous pre watershed nudity shall be stripped from our screens.

http://www.ofcom.org.uk/complain/progs/specific/?itemid=414131

Also we should mail newspapers and other media and express our outrage about this, The Sun, Daily Mail, etc.
Mention the fact that the BBC has completely ignored our complaints so far.
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i wrote this

There was also a naked man protesting outside the church, there was nothing on screen that covered up his genitals and my kids found this truly disturbing.

Everyone try write same thing so it sounds more real.

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I wrote that being a Muslim, I was highly offended by Christian songs and there should be more burka friendly programmes such as Allah's Cookery Special or Mohammed's Disco Tunes. I see they've done nothing about it...racist cunts.

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I wrote

The laissez faire attitude of the participants (the singers for lack of a better word) where unmotivated and lacked the drive and determination to created the wonderful spectacle that is evening-song. I insist that whatever wage is given to these performers is reviewed and that the opportunity is given for a new generation of performers to take the stage if the incumbents continually fail to perform. In short, they must try harder!!!

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I put :
When I am masterbating and I have lost the remote I do not want to see a bunch of old priests and their congregation singing stupid songs. That coupled with the man dancing naked outside the church protesting about something or other with nothing covering him up really puts me off. Please be more considerate.

hehe
everybody mention the naked protestor thought up by somebody up there ^ if enough people do it mabye it'd get in the news!

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I was offended that the BBC is forcing christianity and the bible down my throat whilst not making any comment that there is no scientific based fact that the bible is true. Indeed it feel like a cult in so much as it forces you to believe their beliefs and contibute money to it. Obscene. I demand fairness and equal time for my non-faith and for this program to come with a warning/disclaimer that it is Fiction.
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I wrote:
I am sick to death of the homophobic agenda that Songs of Praise is trying to promote, i find it quite funny how on the same week J Ross was suspended for inproper conduct Songs of Praise is allowed to call for the death of all gays through the medium of song. I hope this matter will recieve the attention it deserves

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i went off on one about how can people feel it is the way of christian life to show it all across the country.. once i get my reply i'll tell you my complaint word for word

Hello my name is Mary Cole i submitted a complaint earlier but i also didn't mention the horrendousness of the old man waving his genitilia about. Now it has scarred me and i didn't want to bring it up in my earlier message but i do feel that if something is not done about this then it will get to the point where characters in bodger and badger, in the night garden, and even chris jarvis's show on
cbeebies will be exposed to such rudeness. I myself don't to want to see this happen and i'm sure you good people at bbc don't either but when all i want to hear on a sunday morning is the birds tweeting i don't expect to be scarred by such sites.. thank you once agsin for reading this message Mrs Mary Cole

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I wrote: In many programmes on the BBC when individuals voice their opinions and views there are caveats or disclaimers. Surely in this 21st century with substantial proof against the existence of a god (note lower case), programmes such as songs of praise should have to state that they are representing the views of the individuals within the programme and not the view of the corporation as a whole. I am a license payer - they do not represent my view.

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Mine:

I am writing to complain about the naked protester outside the church during Songs of Praise on 02/11/08. There seemed to be no attempt at all to cover up this man's genitalia, and to be honest i'm quite puzzled as to why this was shown at all. It beared no relevance to any other scene in the programme, and had nothing to do with the lyrics that were being sung. I have a five year old daughter who was watching with me at the time, and needless to say it raised some rather awkward questions and thus, inexhaustible amounts of embarrassment for my wife and I.

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There was a naked man protesting outside the church, with nothing on screen that covered up his genitals. My children found this incredibly disturbing, and I find it atrocious that the BBC can broadcast this pre-watershed.

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since when has it been legal to show naked men on tv before the waltershed, we had on whilst the kids where playing and i have to explain to my 3year daughter what it was(private parts) please will bbc check all coverage beforeing showing the programme to the public.

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Bean:

I am an Atheist. I am offended that there are no shows for us praising the fact there is no God. What are you going to do about it?

(P.S message Bean)
Does anyone know if "Points Of View" is on this sunday to see if they got our complaints? Or has Songs of fucking praise ruined my Top Gear warm up...

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As an avid viewer of the programme for the past 5 years since my conversion from Buddhism, (I have bought a hymnal to sing at home)
I was disgusted to see the image of a grown man's genitalia flapping against one of the stain glassed windows halfway through "guide me o thou great redeemer"
I was also dissapointed by the absolute sausagefest inside the cathedral, I thought the BBC had grown out of this sexist attitude towards music by now
With great female recording artists such as the pussy cat dolls or Alanis Morissette around, in this day and age, I would have thought BBC1 would be more multi sexist.

(yes I actually checked out the programme to make mine topical I'm watching it now thankyou very much-some sob story about a choir member who's child has leukemia)

Mr. Justin Cider
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Dear Sirs,

On the date in question I was quite happy sitting with my wife watching Songs of Praise when we saw a young man protesting outside the Church completely naked. This was a complete suprise to me and my wife as we are of the WW2 Generation and are getting on in our lives. This was completely unacceptable as my dear wife hasnt seen a males private parts in quite some time, she was so pleased to see one that we made love that very night in my arm chair. If you could please look deeply into this are during the sex my wife broke her hip and can no longer do the house work, our house is a tip!

Yours Truly,
Alfred Bull
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I wrote in asking why they didn't cater to songs from other religions, like Snake-worshipping, Norse Gods, or Scientology.

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i was deeply disturbed by your persistence in showing the programme songs of praise on the bbc, as i feel it is forcing the christian religion upon the general public. i am not a religious believer and therefore believe that you are encroaching on my personal beliefs by showing this repeatedly.
also, for some unbeknown reason, there was a naked man outside protesting, with nothing to cover his genitalia. is this normal for a program before the watershed.
i hope you will review your policies and take into consideration everyone in the uk before airing such programmes.

haha
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Having watched Songs of Praise for some years now, I feel the BBC has reached an all time low. Last Sunday's coverage of a 'gentleman' protesting outside the Church wearing nothing but his Sunday best, complete with his Sunday dinner of meat and two veg was the final straw. As a fairly open minded person, to see this on the Sabbath has infuriated me. I shall be contacting Points of View to express my concern.

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I Have two computers; so i wrote 2 complaints.

1. I Am extremely unhappy with this program. I Am a religious man and i belive we need to expand into new terrotories; I dont want to see the same boring christian songs over and over. i want to diversify into the muslim songs of praise as i love the beat and rythem. Maybe just one ethnic song would be enough to please me as the amount of children visiting my church has disappeared. Regard, Reverend Sami pedia

2. What if god's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why. (joke from s011)

5ftlegend

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i wrote: I, being muslim, am very upset that there is not any equivilent programs for Islam followers. The UK is a multi cultural country and i think the bbc should accomodate all these cultures.

Also, i was disgusted to see a nude man in front of the church protesting something or other. BBC should not have let this to be shown before the watershed. If there is futher nudity i request that songs of praise be shown after the watershed.

i put my name as Mr Mohammed Jihad :P

Ddevil1989

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I wrote "Fuck off, this ain't no Sickipedia revolution, we just like the naked old wrinkly ladies, you bastards".

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I too complained about the naked man in front of the church being aired on a Sunday on Songs of Praise.

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I wrote some shit about faggots and god, cant remember much though. . .

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As devout Jedi I find the Christian-pushing agenda of your TV network unacceptable. Combined with the added profanity of a protestor bearing his nut sack for all to see outside the Church, I find this horribly offensive.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr Roberto Cheesefecker

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24 (slider1874)
As a preaching Jedi I do not think your show is doing enough to cater for the needs of those who do believe in a man with beard who sits in a cloud. Rather than all the bible songs all of the time you could get a bit Britney Spears or some Killers tunes on.

Saying that I did think the naked old protester did give show a new edge and more of what public wanted.

May the force be with you.

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I am a great supporter of the BBC and all the great shows it has produced over the years (i'm especially impressed with the recent Jonathan Ross and Russel Brand prank call on the radio, pure genius) but i was disgusted to see the utter filth on my television set when 'Songs Of Praise' appeared on the screen. first of all, i am a strong Satanist and find it completely offensive to see these songs (if you can call them that) being sung to the very thing i have been brought up to despise. But that is not all, i am again shocked by the cruelty of the BBC to take old people away from their homes to a place of utter evil and are forced to sing to 'HIM', and if they refuse their grandchildren shall be sacrificed to the great egyptian god Anubis. Now i have got those points off of my chest, there is just the small matter of naked protester outside the 'Church' with nothing covering up his male genitalia. i was quite shocked by this and i thought that it was low, even by the BBC's standards. i hope something is done about this obscene programme at once. Kind regards, Mr C Black

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Im highly offended at the sight of the old naked presenter outside of the church. As i was watching with my youngest brother, i had to try and explain what his penis was, why he was naked and why he was outside the church. He's 4 for God's sake! He should not be witnessing pornography at the Lords house on a sunday afternoon. I for one will not be tuning in next wee as no doubt it will contain 2 nude lesbians and a can of whipped cream!

Jason

--- Just a thought, but wouldn't this be more effective if the complaints were made a little more believable? They are funny though....

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As i am a Muslim Preacher or the Islamic Faith, I think it is disgusting that the BBC do not show more Islamic programmes, and only focus on Christian Beliefs. As for the naked man outside the church, that is another thing, how dare he show his Sheikh Kebab to The Mighty Allah

Your Sincerely

Ahmed .A. Shed

Josh
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As a devout athiest i believe the content of this broadcast to be extremely racist and homophobic. If i wanted to see old men preach about "God" and offend hundreds of people i would watch Al-Jazeera. This is the bbc, where frankie boyle should be made commissioner about his frankly hillarious jokes about my grandma's pussy.

Yours sincerely

Prince Harry

FiredUpGrego

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I was deeply disturbed to find a naked man protesting outside the church in question, as it completely ruined the mood that me and my partner were experiencing at the time. We find the songs powerful, enticing, and erotic, and it completely killed the sexual atmosphere that I was experiencing. Therefore, I am blaming my loss of sex this week firmly in your hands.

Regards, Angry Man
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I wrote

I am offended by the lack of muslim songs in this show. I am a muslim and I sometimes sing to praise Allah. I sing songs such as kjbdfjsdasuhObamasuckamahcockdickfucky. I would appreciate if you had at least 4 songs from different religions each episode and possibly some atheist ones.

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Dear BBC

No one watches this shit you know

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Please can you tell me where all the money goes from Children in Need. Every year we are forced to give our money to your programme, and every year you take millions for these alleged "Children in Need", yet, they are still in need. How can this be? Well, I'll tell you how! It is all one big lie, and I know this to be fact. Only yesterday did I see one of these alleged "Children in Need" as an actor on Eastenders.

I would also like to complain about your showing naked genitals on "Songs of Praise". I understand that god allegedly made man in her own image, but I for one do not wish to see an old todger flapping around.

Yours regretfully,

Mrs Penelope Duffile.

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Mine(DoubleTee):

I have just come across this programme lately and think it is an absolute disgrace. There has been no other programmes dedicated to other religions on the BBC before, as if to say the BBC's religion is christianity. To widen your audience i think you should broadcast some television programmes about every religion, maybe something like Ross Kemp did with those awful gangs?

I also have one more issue about this programme. There seemed to be a naked man at the window of the church protesting about something. There was no effort to blur out or hide his genitals and I am sure the programme was broadcasted before the watershed. If my kids were watching they could have been scarred for life. I expect a full public apology.

Mr Williams.

(for the record i came across the programme too, it was quite hard to wipe off...:-D acb)

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i've written to ask if they'll repeat the episode coz i missed the bit where the bloke got his knob out!

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I've written that it's unfair the BBC refused to show a naked woman but not a naked man, as surely I deserve some pleasure to do. This is Songs of praise, not Songs of Softcore Gay Porn!

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I am writing to make a formal complaint about the show Songs of Praise. I believe the format of the show is biased towards Christians and should try and include the teachings of other faiths in it's broadcasts and across the BBC as a whole. There are many possible programmes you could choose to screen which incorporate the views of other religions. For example, Have I got news for Jew (A weekly finance show aimed at Jews.) or even Songs of Jedi (The same format as Songs of Praise except instead of hymns, music from the Star Wars series is used such as the Imperial March hummed by pensioners.) I hope you take my complaint into consideration as a serious message and look forward to you continuing the correspondence between us.

With Regards, Neil Harris

P.S, I would also like to point out how disgraceful it was to show that man outside the church protesting, devoid of all clothing, with his genitalia flowing free in the wind. When I watched this along with my wife, I had to cover her eyes as I believe it is immoral for her to see any inappropriate parts of a male anatomy ( N.B, When we copulate, the lights are always off so there is no problem there.)

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I've done my part [rosyatrandom]

As someone who doesn't care too much for religion, I do feel that Songs of Praise has rather a monopoly on the BBC when it comes to this kind of programming. Why can't there be more in the way of alternatives, such as 'Songs of Apathy'? Maybe 'Unconscious Tuneless Humming of Nonspiritual Meanderings'? Also, the naked protester was hilarious. I hope he makes another appearance. Although I hope it's not as cold, the poor old man.

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Mine:

I was walking past the TV then realised Songs Of Praise was on... Nobody was in my house at the time and I hadn't switched the TV on so the only reason I can find to explain it is that Songs Of Praise gives off supernatural waves which have a physical force and are able to control television sets. Please can you stop showing the program as it is starting to scare me. If you do not co-operate with my wishes then I can assure you I will be taking legal action and calling the ghostbusters.

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Mine:
As a devout christian i tune in religiously to Songs Of Praise every sunday and was seriously appalled to see a man cavorting naked in front of a Church in what seemed to be some sort of protest. i watch this program with my young son and he started to ask some awkward questions. i sincerely hope you treat this matter with the upmost seriousness and look to eradicate this kind of behaviour from future shows.
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Mine: (shit i no)

I am a devote buddah and I would like to make a comalint for the simple reason that whilst I was mediatating I noticed a naked man on your show (As if the singing wasn't bad enough) I was outraged and disgusted at this as it prevented me from reaching enlightment, thanks to this show.

something must be done.

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Mine:-

In light of recent problems regarding the behaviour of BBC presenters and their programming, I find it quite astonishing that 'Auntie' thought it necessary to show a naked man and his dangly bits on our screens during Songs of Praise. I do hope that this will not be repeated as I nearly choked on my Horlicks.

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From me:

Dear Sir,

As a committed Christian I have been a long time viewer of Songs of Praise for many years. However, even given the Church's new "liberal" agenda, the sight of a naked man protesting outside the Church was a new low. Furthermore, my wife was present at the time, and the fact that this man was, shall we say, rather "well endowed", left me with a distinct feeling of inadequacy, and I had to explain to my wife of many years why I am not of a similar stature, and have been consistently unable to fulfill her over the years. In future please refrain from showing such filth before the watershed on the Lord's day, and if you must insist on doing so, please ensure the man in question is not hung like a baboon.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Wolfgang Puritz

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I(dragon35666) worte

I am appalled at the descision by the comissioner of the BBC to allow a program to incorporate an elderly gentlemen wearing nothing but his birthday suit, cavorting around outside the chirch. I am at a loss as to why he was there becuase his appearance has nothing to do with the theme of the songs. My little girl was watching this edition of the show and seeing this man in all his glory has raised many questions that a child of 3 shouldn't be asking

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After turning my TV on a few days ago when Songs of Praise happened to be on, I was rather shocked when I saw there was a naked man pre-watershed. Which caused some awkward questions at home with my younger sister. There didn't really seem a point to him just flaunting it about like that, with no attempted to cover, or censor him out. I also find it offensive, that being an Atheist my TV license is going to pay towards Songs of Praise, which to me, and a lot of my family seems to force religion down on us.
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tazzi08 put this

i feel truely angered about how they do not remember the words. it seems to me that half them are miming! i also feel there is too much reference to fucking Andrew sachs' granddaughter in the show. this sickens me. you should get a lovely couple like Jonathan Ross and Russel brand to present this show.

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Mine(screamlol):

"Who are they praising, exactly?"

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I wrote

Being a muslim, i am deeply offended that you broadcast programmes such as songs of praise to the countless infidels watching and crying to their holy lord Jebus. Why are there no muslim songs of praise? I would call it 'Die Infidel Die! - at the hands of our lord Allah and Mohammed peace be upon him' - also with regards to the naked man outside the church, how dare he bare the holy cob to the lord Allah, he will be smitted! Mustafa Jossil

Alaiksandr!

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I wrote

I would just like to complain that Songs of Praise is become a Christianity biast programme I would love to see other religions featured such as Jewish and Arabic.
And I would also like to say I saw a man outside of the church and the BBC had made no attempt to cover his Genitalia me and my Children were all utterly dusgusted!

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49 (Short but to the point)

Being a devout Muslim I am offended about songs of praise and to see there is no Islamic version of it. To make things worse though when I was going through channels there was a naked man on this show. What happenned to decent values?

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I really feel that standards have dropped on this programme. Why do the bbc think that it is appropriate to air footage including a naked man dancing around outside the church? What does this have to do with singing songs prasing our lord? It seems that the bbc seems to be courting controversy.

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51. DidiBigz

I find it disgusting that during the show on the date above (02/11/08) that a man was shown naked without warning at the start of the show, and pre-watershed. It left me awkward questions asked by my children. Also as an atheist, and a law abiding license and tax payer, I find it rubbish that the songs from christianity are played during our sunday afternoons. As much as I am a disbeliever of religion, I believe other cultures should be introduced into the show, and maybe a change of name to fit more into other cultures. Regards, Didi

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52.Mine(Gunners)

Dear sir or madam,

I am writing in regard to the show 'Songs of praise' I can tell this is probably a popular programme for you,However i feel dedicating a programme entirely for Christian worship in this Century and Broadcasted on a channel for this multi-culutaral country is ridicolous as there seems to be no reference to other religions or any other religous worship. I'd also like to add that some of the songs on this programme are innapropriate with lyrics such as 'Im coming lord im coming' now either that has sexual relevance or encouragement towards death. Please consider changing this programme or adding a new programme for other cultures and religions, i suggest calling it Multi-Cultural Songs of Praise.

Ps. In the episode in question i was shocked to the see the naked protestor with his 'Man-hood' hanging out all other the place and as this show was before the watershed on a sunday i feel it was highly inapropriate and vulgar In future please check programmes before airing, As i and my husband were truely shocked. We don't expect to see such a thing on a sunday he nearly fainted.

Kind Regards, HM Elizabeth II(The queen)

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Mariners - Keeping in line with sickipedia standards

Where Can I start with this?

For your programme, this sickening programme. I am now homeless (I am posting this in a libary) My Wife has chucked me out and I am facing police charges.

While watching your programme, which I had to watch due to the lack of comic brilliance on Radio. A Streaker, whom I belive to be a priest, stark bollock naked. After seeing what can only be described as his 'mahood' was revealed, my daughter said "Thats like the sasuage Daddy made me eat last week Mummy"

Your programme quite frankly makes me sick, never mind the fact that a choir boy seemed to be running away from this priest.

You can see Songs Of Praise on BBC I player and on last weeks show the black girls dress just starts to blow up in the breeze and its then cut! So I wrote.
Watching the show on Sunday evening is was upset that the scene was cut at the opening (Just before the presenters dress blew up in the breeze) all the old codgers got a good look at her underwear but not me! To my shock a couple of minutes later thees a naked man in the churchyard! What is going on?

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I wrote

I was deeply offend by the naked man protesting outside the church on the show on the 02/11/08. Is this normal BBC practice? My mother was watching the show with me and when she saw the naked man choked on her sweet and coughed so hard started she to bleed out of her ear and we had to rush her to A&E. SHAME ON BBC!!!

and i dont even have BBC!

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No. 55
I would like to complain that during Sunday's Songs of Praise during several of the hymns I could hear blasphemous and foul language instead of what I hope to be the usual words. It was quite obvious that a small group of people took it upon themselves to insert the F word and worse still the C word in certain parts of certain songs. I would have thought the BBC would show more care in making what was once a fine and upstanding show.
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No. 56
[Thought I'd jump on the bandwagon too...]
Spoon wrote:

Dear Sir/Madam, As a long time fan of the show, I am deeply disappointed by the depths the show has sunk to. A man was shown entirely nude, without any censoring. I don't know if this is a new trick to increase ratings or merely neglect on your behalf, but either way I am seriously displeased.
Sincerely, Mr Miles Freeman

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57 goat216

man wdf fuk u priqs songz of praze is kin gash men serius dey all old, gtfo mi tv fags i payd gud monie 4 dis shizlr, h8 u

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58 As Mr Jack Inov,I wrote:

I was watchin songs of praise the other day and Inoticed a naked man on my screen.Fuckin disgraceful.If I wanted to see a naked man I would watch elder porn on the internet.And I like watchin porn,really love the teen porn,gets me goin,ya know.Sometimes I watch granny porn too,a bit freaky but i dont mind the change of scenery.Also the lesbian porn,thats good shit.Anyway,my point of telling you all this is I am a devout christian and I feel every week I am betraying God by watchin all this hot porn,so to get my forgiveness I watch and pray along to songs of praise.I would go to church and see a priest or pray at mass but im afraid of those fuckin hoodies and those darkie bastards.So please make sue there will not be a repeat.
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59: I wrote

As being a muslim. I find it highly offensive that a bunch of priests are singing songs about something I do not like. I am apaulled at the fact that you would let something like that come on TV when YOU KNOW the UK is being filled with us muslims and you still do Christian songs. To be honest. I'm OUTRAGED! Why aren't there any muslim songs saying that eating beef is not right or everyone should honour their families! Please stop this chaos! I ask nicely.

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60 - As a member of the Pastafarian church (Feel free to goggle us as most heathens know little of our work) I feel that your program "Songs of Praise" displays a great level of disrespect to "alternative" faiths, I for one resent paying the licence fee to a corporation that peddles such one sided view just because the Christian faith WAS the dominant religion in the UK. In a recent survey it was discovered that in the UK there are more Atheists than Christens, This makes me believe that Christianity has had its day. In the 4 years since the birth of the Pastafarian faith there are now over 15,000 of us yet we still have no mainstream recognition within the media, I find this deeply offencive to me and my Faith.
All I ask is that the BBC fulfil its obligation to give equal coverage to Pastafarianisam as it does to the more established faiths
I hope this matter can be rectified swiftly.
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Mine:

Me and my wife sat down to watch the other day, when I had to pull my wife's burka over her eyes. Little warning did you give me that Songs of Praise would contain such horrific images as priests and members of the public singing songs NOT OF MY RELIGEON. Please take this off the air, I shudder to think what my family would say back in the East. My mother would turn in her mass grave.

Yours spitefully
Waleed Muharhaha

P.S. I have put a Jihad on you all.

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62:
good day, being a jehovas witness, although i ma generally hated by all, i do tend to tune in to songs of praise on a sunday evening although my religion forbids this. i find the songs very refreshing and they bring excitement to my extremely sad life, which i mainly spend knocking on random peoples doors. however on the date mentioned there seemed to be an old mans cock hanging out on the screen. i was flabbergasted i now have vowed never to watch this show ever again and that means knocking on more peoples doors. if you pick p such a kerfuffle at jonathon ross' comments, which where words, then you show us this vile thing how hypocritical is that, just after you say you want to cut down on badness on tv. good day, and do not expect me to be viewing this ever again.

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63:

I am literally outraged, boiling over with anger and bursting at the seams over what I HAD to watch last Sunday. Firstly, I don't mind seeing naked men, but I choose to only watch gay porn at certain times of the day, usually late at night. The rest of the time I pretend that I am normal, straight, and Christian. I therefore DID NOT ENJOY being reminded of the fact that I am in fact chronically attracted to every man's phallus by way of you parading one on last Sunday's SOP.
Also the singing was dogshit lets be honest.
As well as this no-one made any inappropriate comments about shagging someone's grand-daughter. IS THIS WHAT TV HAS COME TO?

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64

I have debated with myself about whether I should complain about the naked protester featured on Songs of Praise this week. Naked is of course our God given form, and as nature (God) intended,, and I generally have no objections.

However, how you could feature this in a pre watershed programme disgusts me. Especially as his cock was so wrinkled. Could you send Valerie Singleton round with a smoothing iron?

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65:

Dear BBC, I must complain I watched Songs of Praise on Sunday and over 90% of the people singing were white. This is quite disgusting and not PC at all. Also every week you should include a modern Classic like Wings of a Dove (Madness) , Like a Prayer (Madonna) or Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter (Iron Maiden). I feel that this will attract a younger audience to this dying relic of a program.

Yours Anna

P.S. The Bloke at the start running around with his nob out was my perverted Uncle Alan. I recognised him from the mole on his erect dick.
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66: max the storyteller
wrote some stuff about putting songs from other religions, nothing humorous.

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67:
I complained that old women singing mythical hyms isnt a good show on sundays, and that they should show at least a vaguely attractive woman who isnt a fanatic at least once, just once please
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68:

from jadehascancerohgoody..

I was appalled at the sight of a naked man protesting on the show. At the time my family and I were enjoying our eveing meal. My Wife Gita had to spit out her Samosa. Why did you get rid of Harry Secombe ?
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69:

Really piled it on thick:

I find it puzzling that in this modern climate such an antiquated and biased show should be given airtime. I consider myself atheist, although I study philosophy, and I have great respect for anyone with enough faith to persuade themselves that their particular flavour of religion is real, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. But it is ridiculous that there's a weekly show devoted purely to Christianity, when in this supposed 'multi-cultural' Britain the emphasis is upon treating all faiths and races equally. Why not cover others' views and produce an edition of the show from a mosque? Or an archaeological dig? Or a busy tube train...?

Here's a good working title:
"Songs Of Praise - with Richard Dawkins"

Or an Atheist version, "Songs Of Mild Disillusion", fetaturing the works of Ozzy, AC/DC, Robert Johnson and so on...?

In addition, religious texts tend to include explicit descriptions of violence ('justified' or otherwise) and many other sins. And just because a programme falls under the umbrella of 'religion' does not make it acceptable to broadcast nudity that early on a Sunday, as with the gentleman on last week's show.
Since 1961 we have let this filth pervade our country and become a national institution. It is time to accept that Britian is no longer a Christian country - it is a country of Atheists, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Cockneys, Jedi, Black Lesbian Kangaroos and all manner of other colours, shapes and sizes.
Now is the time for this nonsense to stop.

Sincerely,
Mr. Ernest P Scribbler
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My contribution...

I am complaining about the program 'Song of Praise' as it is racially discriminating.
Being part of the Muslim community teaches you one thing about these programs and that is "When Allah gives you lemons, blow those fuckers up."

I'm not one for violence, as my Janeeva (Allah rest her soul) was consistant about not blowing things up. Until one day of course, when a BBC newsreporter knocked on the door asking her about our religious beliefs and proceeded in insulting her and our religion.

I intend to resolve this conflict of religion verbally. But so help me Allah, if I do not receive justice for my Janeeva, there will be severe consequences and a lot of letters.

( Details were "Mr. Paul Davies" from Wales. )

Love from Wub.

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Another one added by me - Number 71 (i think)

"As a fully fledged atheist, every week I look at the schedule for your channel in disgust, and among many programs I find Songs of Praise extremley biast and unjustificated.

With so many religions currently living in the United Kingdom the blatant disregard for this fact shown by songs of praise shouting melodic lies through my television is horrific.

Also the naked man was quite disturbing."

hope it helps!

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i put:

As an athiest, i find it completely bewildering that the bbc can show programmes like this, and not have any scientific proof that god even exists. A disclaimer before the programme starts shoud be put in place, to show everybody who watches that the content of the programme is fiction. i hope you do something about this. im fed up of religion being forced down my throat, telling me that its real, when there is no proof.

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I put:

As an atheist, I find it very rude that you do not put songs about there is no God, and that the Earth was created by Science you Bible Bashers. Everyone knows that there is no God because Jesus was a paedophille. And what if God was Black? Will that destroy your program? You fucking cock sucking priests. And how about giving the Muslims a try you racist cunt, just because they did 7/7, doesn't mean they gonna bomb the church you selfish bastards. Fight the power!

Yours faithfully

Joelly - Vote Terrorist of the Year!

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Here's my two cents. Though I honestly don't know anything about the show, I felt the need to jump on the B3ta bandwagon and poke a little fun at the BBC in general.

Dear BBC,

I do say: Apparently this show is not broadcast on BCC America, as I (an American) have not seen said show.

My complaint is thus, and thusly I implore you to comply with correcting said complaint. Were I to have seen said show, (and upon seeing said show after my complaint has thusly been corrected) I might then be privileged to take part in the task of making further complaints. I look forward to it.

Biscuits and Tea,
-Cheerio

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I find it paricularly offensive that the BBC provide the faithful with a musical and not reward us scientific and common sensical atheists with something of equal essence. I demand an alternative and atheist version of Songs of Praise sung by the same characters but with such songs as Scars of the Crucifix by Deicide or Atheist Peace by Bad Religion. We live in a coutnry of mixed beliefs and equality! I demand reparations!!

o, and on a side note i noticed this perculiar naked man outside a church on my way to my local high street, im sure the people in the church were just as disturbed and perplexed as i was. I would like something done about that
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I've heard that Mark Speight has finally had some good news!
Apparently neither the BBC or ITV would offer him a job but thankfully he's turned up on a local station instead!
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Dear Points of View,
I am appalled at the level of racism nowadays on the BBC. Last night I watched Crimewatch.
It was all wogs, niggers, pakis and coons!
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The BBC have decided to air a television programme entitled: "Why Men Aren't Sexists." It's aimed at feminists and women in general who are frustrated with the way in which men see them in society.

After careful planning, it has been scheduled to begin at 8:00pm.

This allows women plenty of time to cook the dinner and wash up before the programme starts.
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I called the BBC to complain about racist remarks I heard on Mock the Week.

They passed me to Ofcom, but I couldn't understand what the Paki bitch was saying.
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What's the difference between Sickipedia and BBC1?

You have less chance of seeing a fucking repeat on BBC1.
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The BBC won't sack Jonathan Ross. He's too important. Nobody ranks higher than him.
But he can't say that.
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Dr. Who lands the TARDIS on planet Earth way back in the Dark Ages, in a faraway land we now call Bangladesh.
"Where the bleedin' hell are we?" asks his companion, Donna.
"Well," replies the Doctor, leaving the Tardis and walking around, "judging by that disgusting smell and the fact that we appear to be surrounded by towelheads (little sheet heads) with no significant intelligence living in caves and mud huts... this is Bradford 2008!"
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Avoid your body being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britains obesity problem, by always wearing a T-shirt with "All newsreaders are cunts " written on it .I like this! This is poor. Edit this
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On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist.
They've obviously never been to the Britannia chippy on the Gloucester Road.
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