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Jeremy Beadle was having a wank and thought to himself, "my cock's a bit small but, on the other hand, its fuckin' massive!"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged beadle , cock  - Current Score: 159 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What do Jeremy Beadle and a clock face have in common?

One big hand, one little hand and neither one can make it past 59!!!
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Joke by welshmadman, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy , beadle , dead , clock , 59  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 9 months ago

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tabletsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged beadle , dead , croaked , snuffed it , brown bread , game for a laugh , hands  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago

Jeremy Beadle managed to write his autobiography just in time before he died.

Thankfully he wrote it in short hand
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged beadle , writing  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 9 months ago

Jeremy Beadle has just died at the age of 59. As a mark of respect lets give him a big hand.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged beadle , dead , croaked , snuffed it , brown bread , game for a laugh , hands  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago

Remember that show 'Beadle's About?'



Well he fucking isn't anymore!
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Joke by seeb, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged beadle , dead , croaked , snuffed it , brown bread , game for a laugh , hands  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago

Sadly, Jeremy Beadle died on 30/1/08 aged 59. Over the years, he had a small hand in raising over £14 million for charity. Imagine how much more he would have raised if he'd used the other.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy beadle , beadle , jeremy , dead  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago

It turns out that on the night he got fisted at Barrymore's house, Stuart Lubbock was also invited back to Jeremy Beadle's place. Talk about a bad choice! The alternative wouldn't have done half as much damage!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , beadle , lubbock , fisting , bummer  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago

Poor old Jeremy Beadle. Still at least his hand can be donated to a child.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy , beadle , small , hand  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago

Okay, stop it with the Jeremy Beadle jokes.

They're getting out of hand.
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Joke by beadlesabout, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy , beadle , jeremy beadle , hand  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 9 months, 23 days ago

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