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| How do you make a white guy laugh ? Set a Paki's beard on fire |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , beard , fire - Current Score: 355 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'there's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.' | |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged beard , moustache , photograph , carey marx , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 187 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| This 8 year old girl goes into Santa's grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged santa , girl , hair , beard , white , grotto , christmas - Current Score: 165 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why did Gary Glitter grow a goatee beard? At least this way when he licks a cunt, there's hair around it. | |
Joke by craig wright, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged glitter , beard , cunt - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged beards , frankie boyle , paedophile , paedophillia , glasses , beard , kids , children , sexy , look - Current Score: 55 - Added: 7 months ago
| A little girl goes into Santa's grotto and says, "For Christmas I want some hair around my fanny, like my big sister". Santa says, "That's no problem, do you mind if it's white?". | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged santa , paedophile , beard , christmas , white , oral sex - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his hairy face, he had his photo taken and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled, "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?" Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!" | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged farmer , wife , count , beard - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| A little boy walks into his kitchen and says "Dad, there's a man knocking on the door with a beard." His dad replies" Oh, no wonder I didn't hear him!" | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kid , beard - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| Why do Sikh men grow big long beards and thick sideboards? They want to look like their mothers. | |
Joke by ejohn@supanet.com, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , beard , mothers - Current Score: -3 - Added: 11 months ago
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