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| Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could. |    |
Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged bear , rabbit , wish , gay , wishes , frog , gold , female , sex , bears , motor , bike , motorbike , motorcycle , cycle - Current Score: 381 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'who's been eating my porridge?!!', he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.He looks into his big bowl,and it is also empty. ' Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,' he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time: 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKING PORRIDGE YET!! | |
Joke by NOVACASTRIAN, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged porridge , bears - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago
| Two teddy bears in the airing cupboard, which one is the commander? The one sat on the tank I'm trying to think what the Yanks would call the airing cupboard, errr errr no cannot think of any suitable terms, that means this joke will be voted down by the yanks Surely they'd call it the gas chamber? -snitchio Or perhaps the lobby or the den, who fucking knows, yankee wankers, they don't even know what bollocks are so how can they get this joke, bollock brained twats We'd usually call it a mud room. | |
Joke by g7viu, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bears , airing cupboard , tank , commander - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months ago
| the three bears came home from thier morning stroll mother bear said "somebodys been eating my porridge" baby bear said "and somebodys been eating my porridge" father bear said "never mind the porridge wheres the fuckin dvd gone" | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bears , porridge , dvd - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months ago
| The right to bear arms is only slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. | |
Joke by fogonthetoon, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bears , arms - Current Score: -4 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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