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| My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged mood , swings , wife , beat , ring , abuse - Current Score: 3276 - Added: 10 months ago
| If you can't beat them...then what's the point in having kids? (Lee Mack) | |
Joke by Jonesy, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged beat , kids , lee mack - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's black and blue and full of semen? A rape victim. | |
Joke by waynem1979, in Sex and shit > Sex offender - Tagged sick , rape , beat , sex offender - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Battered wives - you can't beat 'em. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged battered , wives , beat - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| It was parents evening last night. The teacher said our daughter's marks were improving. And in future could we try using the naughty step instead of a whip. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged beat , children , parents evening - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
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