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| A Scottish mate of mine is into "Heavy S and M." He enjoys nothing better than being beaten up by a vicious woman whilst naked and vulnerable. Anyway, he was telling me that he goes to brothels for this several times a week. "Fuck me," I said, "that must cost you a fortune!" "Nah," he replied, "I just book a normal service, fuck her, then tell her I haven't got any money." |    |
Joke by lionarse, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged sex , bondage , s and m , brothel , scottish , money , prostitue , whipping , beating , mean - Current Score: 40 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I remember when I was a kid, the belt my dad had which he used as a punishment for naughty behaviour. It was great, me and my dad beating the shit out of my little brother whenever he talked back to us. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Child beating - Tagged children , beating , belt - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why do chavs wear baseball caps? So you don't scuff your shoes when you're kicking their heads in. | |
Joke by fogonthetoon, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , beating , is fun - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
| A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is. "My life is awful," the man says. "Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats me." "Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" the bartender asks. "I love the game," the man says. "I'm a genius. I never lose." The bartender is confused. "I thought you just said your wife beats you." "Well," the man says, "she's a sore loser." | |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged wife , beating , trivial pursuit - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
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