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| What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. |    |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , yoko ono , dead , beatle , yellow - Current Score: 382 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album... It's mostly drum and bass. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , drum , bass - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 month ago
| I see they're planning to make a biopic about the life of John Lennon. Anyone know when they start shooting? | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > John Lennon - Tagged john lennon , beatles , biopic - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 month ago
| What is required to organise a Beatles reunion? Two bullets | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged bang bang , beatles - Current Score: 120 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why did audiences scream so loud at Beatles concerts? The shock of seeing four scousers working. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged beatles , scousers - Current Score: 102 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Yoko Ono - Tagged yoko one , beatles , duplicates , as - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months ago
| What would it take to reunite "The Beatles"? Two bullets. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , old , bullets , shoot , reunite , reunion , kill , murder - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paul stood upon the grassy bank, His heart was all a-quiver, She took off her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river. | |
Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged poem , heather mills , paul mccartney , beatles , leg , river , heather , mills , paul , mccartney - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , mccartney , guinness book of records , beatles - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the difference between cows and beatles? Heather Mills disapproves of milking cows. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged cows , beatles , heather mills , milking - Current Score: 38 - Added: 9 months ago
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