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| My wife went to the beauty parlour for a facial mud pack. She looked really nice for a couple of days Then the mud fell off. |    |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > mud pack - Tagged wife , mud , face , beauty , fell off - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months ago
| Hey Americans, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs YOU after all! | |
Joke by whats the point, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged ugly , beauty , stupid , wise - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months ago
| Thank fuck beauty is only skin deep. Otherwise, my girlfriend would be rotten to the core. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , beauty , rotten - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
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