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| David Beckham, when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria watches him admiringly. After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it's neck and calls for it to stop. Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help. David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck. David decides his best chance is to leap away, but his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup. David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is really starting to panic now, and screams at the top of her voice. Hearing her screams, one of the supermarket security guards comes out of the store and unplugs the horse. |    |
Joke by D dude, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged posh , beckham , becks , horse , supermarket - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I've just seen Rebecca Loos in my local pub, it just goes to show you don't have to be posh to swallow becks. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Rebecca loos - Tagged posh , becks , rebecca loos - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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