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| My wife came to me and asked for my advice on what she should wear out tonight. I told her, "the carpets between the kitchen and the bedroom." |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged wife , kitchen , bedroom - Current Score: 170 - Added: 2 months ago
| I'm a true gentleman in the bedroom: Women and children first. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , paedophilia , paedophile , gentleman , ladies first , lady , bedroom , polite , politeness - Current Score: 157 - Added: 4 months ago
| A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache!" "Fancy a fuck then?" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Jokes with no home > Husband - Tagged bedroom , aspirin , headache - Current Score: 156 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Harry is chatting to Tom. "I like your new suit," says Tom. "Thanks," says Harry, "it was a surprise present from my wife. I came home from work early last night and found it hanging over a chair in the bedroom." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Fashion - Tagged suit , cheating , wife , cheat , bedroom , sex - Current Score: 70 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why can't women go skiing? Coz there's no ski slope between the bedroom and the kitchen. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged women , skiing , bedroom , kitchen - Current Score: 52 - Added: 11 months ago
| My eleven year old son came home from school yesterday, all embarrassed, and told me they had done 'Sex Education' in class. Later, I went into his bedroom to find him humping away on next doors ten-year-old daughter. As you can imagine, I went mad! "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I screamed. He looked at me and said, "erm.......homework?" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Kids - Tagged homework , daughter , sex education , bedroom - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| A young Mum wrote:While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband (his Dad) had run off. I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked away. Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged young , boyfriend , bedroom , banging - Current Score: 43 - Added: 9 months ago
| Today my girlfriend asked me, "Where is this relationship going?" I replied with, "Upstairs." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged upstairs , relationship , girlfriend , bedroom , going - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months ago
| Paddy was a bit warm one night in bed, so his wife told him, "When I'm hot, I use the other side of the pillow." Sadly, Paddy died of suffocation a few minutes later. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , paddy , death , suffocation , bedroom - Current Score: 24 - Added: 8 months ago
| I picked a stunning girl up last night, took her home and fucked her all over the bedroom. When I say I "picked her up", she was face down in the gutter and unconscious, to be fair. Thank fuck for binge drinking!! | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged stunning , girl , binge drinking , fuck , sex , bedroom , gutter - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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