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| A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones: "Born a Jew -- Raised a Jew -- Now a Catholic." The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying: "Born a cow -- Raised a cow -- Now a fish." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged jew , jewish , catholic , beef , meat - Current Score: 41 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| Went into my local supermarket last night, and was so tempted, I nicked a joint of beef. I ran out with it and the security guard chased after me. "Oi," he shouted, "what you doing with that?!" "Carrotts, peas, and roast potatoes, now fuck off you nosey bastard" I replied. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged roast , beef , security pea , fuck. - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. | |
Joke by IrishRussell, in Jokes with no home > Sick - Tagged piss , beef , difference , soup - Current Score: 21 - Added: 10 months ago
| An Ethiopian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train. A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef. The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked,'What is nutritional value?' The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked,'What is beef?' The American scratched his head in consternation and asked,'What is an opinion?' | |
Joke by SpankinMonkeys, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , hindu , beef , opinion - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky. | |
Joke by Drewcifer66, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , epileptic , cow , beef - Current Score: 4 - Added: 9 months ago
| What have Madeleine McCann and the finest beef got in common? They're both left for 25 days before being carved up | |
Joke by Chopper3, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , beef , maddy - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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