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A bloke is watching TV, his wife is out at bingo. As he is settling down his son, who was watching TV up in his room, appears in the doorway. "Dad, what's love juice?" The dad chokes on his beer and thinks, "Well he is 12 now perhaps I should explain". "Well son" he says, "soon you will meet a girl who you fancy, you will become exited, your willy will get very hard." The dad gulps and carries on. "You will touch the girl all over and when you reach the top of her leg it will feel wet, this is her love juice coming out of her vagina, it means she is ready for sexual intercourse." The son looks curious and says, "Ok dad thanks." As he is leaving the room the dad says, "Hang on son, what are you watching up there to make you ask that?" The son replies "Just the Tennis." |    |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged kids , tv , sex , tennis , misunderstandings , father , son , talk , birds , bees - Current Score: 189 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the cunt. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for bees." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged tarzan , cunt , kick , bees , jungle , jane , sex - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What kind of bees make milk? Boobies | |
Joke by zauron, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , boobies , tits , bees , milk - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Saw a really scary story in the paper earlier - because of climate change the killer bee is moving further and further North... Thank fuck there's only one! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Bee - Tagged killer bee , climate change , climate , bees - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
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