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| Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Abdul's begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign," says Abdul. Paddy's sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help." Paddy then looks at Abdul's sign, which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan." |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 161 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| An elderly Jewish couple win the lottery. Suddenly they have more money than they could have dreamt of. The wife asks the husband, "what are we going to do about the begging letters?" The husband thinks for a while and replies, "keep sending them out." | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , money , lottery , begging - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| The other day, I saw a homeless woman and her child begging for money. I presume it was 'bring your child to work day' | |
Joke by cam_sampbell, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged homeless , woman , child , bring your child to work day , begging - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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