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| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " |    |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 193 - Added: 3 months ago
| An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics in Beijing, but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted. The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted. The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "Paddy Murphy, fencing." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged olympics , fencing , pole vault , hammer , beijing , scaffolding , paddy murphy - Current Score: 127 - Added: 3 months ago
| A big row broke out yesterday in the Irish synchronised diving team in Beijing. Paddy says Mick was copying him. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged beijing , diving , paddy amp mick , irish - Current Score: 119 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| There's a rumour going around that the rocket that blasted off from Beijing is carrying chocolate bars, but personally I think that it's just Chinese Wispas. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Astronaut - Tagged china , chocolate , beijing , wispa , whisper , rumour - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Some journalists in Beijing have complained that they're being denied access to certain websites. The Chinese government have denied that they are censoring the internet, but the journalists are still kicking up a stink. Now, see, what the Chinese government should have said was, "yeah, we censor the internet, but we only block child porn and gay fetish websites". The journalists probably wouldn't be so quick to speak out after that. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged china , beijing , censorship , internet - Current Score: 59 - Added: 3 months ago
| Being a proud British citizen, I'm glad to hear the country is to hold a 'coming home victory parade' for our wonderful athletes who did so well in Beijing 2008. The parade in central London will last for three hours. It was originally going to be a two hour parade, but some fucker invited Paula Radcliffe on it. | |
Joke by cletus, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , paula radcliffe , beijing - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon. Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages.... | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged africa , africans , olympics , beijing , 2008 , marathon , 10 , miles , black - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| Authorities in Beijing have confirmed that any visitors to the country who break the law will be punished in exactly the same way as locals, including possibly being given the death sentence. That's shocking. Imagine how terrible it would be to be hung like a Chinaman. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged beijing , olympics , chinaman , chinese , small penis - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
| After blaming leg cramps for her coming 23rd in the marathon in Beijing, Paula Radcliffe has said she will get straight back in to training to be ready for London 2012 as she has only got 4 years to think of yet another excuse as to why she's so shit at running. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Paula Radcliffe - Tagged paula radcliffe , olympics , 2008 , london , 2012 , beijing - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm quite disappointed by all these Jamaican runners winning gold in Beijing. I was quite looking forward to them finishing last and having to start a bob sled team. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged cool runnings , jamaica , olympics , beijing - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months ago
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