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A 13-year-old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a teenager's magazine:

"I am 13 years old and I'm the only virgin in the class. Is my Dad queer?"
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Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , dad , virgin , belgium , incest , paedo  - Current Score: 277 - Added: 3 months ago

The BBC have this week been showing a programme called "My Family At War", in which celebrities drive around France and Belgium visiting war cemetries, looking for the graves of their relatives who were killed during World War 1.
And without any slight hint of irony, every fucking one of them was driving a German car!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged bbc , war , celebrities , france , belgium , german , irony , car  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 weeks ago

In response to 'poplockanddrop', I don't think paedophiles have a hard time over Halloween. Some things will be hard obviously, but generally speaking Halloween is the only night of the year when they can order in!

"Trick Or Treat?"

"Technically both, in you come!"
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Joke by retail, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged halloween , joke response , paedophilia , belgium  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago

I think it is too easy to take the piss out of Americans and we should test our mettle against the Belgians.

I'll start - Belgians - you are all chocolate eating, lace wearing cunts.

Right - Americans - Belgium is in a place called EUROPE.....
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Joke by scallywag, in Religion and racism > Belgians - Tagged americans , belgium , europe , cunts  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 week ago

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