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| Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly that it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Monks - Tagged monks , bell , privates , model , purity , ordained - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| Campanology...That rings a bell. | |
Joke by elcomaximus, in Jokes with no home > None - Tagged campanology , bell , bell ringing , ring - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked, "when I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed, "and when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband. "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." | |
Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > fireman - Tagged fireman , bell , hose - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months ago
| Five trainee priests are nearing the end of their one year course to becoming a priest. The teacher of the priests tells the trainees that they have one more test to complete succesfully before they can be fully acknowledged as a priest. The teacher sits the trainees down in a line and attaches a bell to each of their penises. The teacher then explains that to become a priest they must be able to resist sexual temptation, so if their bell rings they will fail. The teacher first brings out a beautiful woman and she lap dances on the first trainee priest. Nothing happens. She moves on to the second and gives him a lap dance that could stimulate any man, however the bell still doesn't ring. She moves on to the third trainee priest and the fourth and still there is no reaction, so as she moves onto the fifth and final trainee priest, she rubs her breasts in his face, DING his bell goes, shortly followed by another bell ringing and another, until all of the other trainee priests are sat, erect, staring at the fifth priest. | |
Joke by red-devil-nick, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priests , erection , bell - Current Score: 0 - Added: 11 months ago
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