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| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 194 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Bondage - Tagged chastity , belt , husband , wife , friend - Current Score: 81 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| I remember when I was a kid, the belt my dad had which he used as a punishment for naughty behaviour. It was great, me and my dad beating the shit out of my little brother whenever he talked back to us. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Child beating - Tagged children , beating , belt - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
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