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| I can understand why we're one of the best teams at the Paralympics... Just look at the amount of people in this country claiming Disability Living Allowance |    |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged benefits , spazzs , easy money , dla , people - Current Score: 67 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Our team is doing really well at the Paralympics, but on their return we should be asking some serious questions about their right to Disabilty Living Allowance... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged benefits , fits , special people , they can run jump some fucker even thought to let em fire arrows - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| (100% true) I noticed one of the local "Benefits Families" at a petrol station. You know the sort- where no-one works as they are all on hand outs (yet still can afford a car, of course.) Anyway, they were complaining about the "High Taxes" on petrol. Stupid, hypocritical fucks. Where exactly do they think their money comes from to buy the petrol in the first place? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged benefits , dole , unemployment , tax , scum , chavs , petrol - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged benefits - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| Dave, John and Paddy are working on some roadworks in the middle of the town centre. All of them are claiming benefits and working on the side. The foreman gives them their instructions and says "Remember, if the inspector from the benefit fraud office catches you to give him a false name". Paddy says "Yes boss, but what if we can't think of one fast enough?" The foreman replies "Look, it's fucking easy, just look around and use one of the names of the shops". An hour passes and the benefit fraud officer turns up "Right then you three, you are under suspicion of working whilst claiming benefits. give me your names!" Dave looks around and says " David Woolworths". John looks around and answers "John Tesco". The inspector then turns to Paddy "And you, what's your name?" Paddy says "Ken!" The inspector says "And your second name?" Paddy replies "Tucky fried chicken". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , working , benefits , fraud , inspector , foreman , woolworths , tesco , kentucky , fried , chicken - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year ago
| I saw a disabled guy and his mate, who has learning difficulties, coming out of a pub last night. They were staggering around, then fell over in a rather comical fashion. Then I felt really bad- I shouldn't laugh, there really is nothing funny about these people. After all,the joke is on me; Its my fucking taxes that pay for their beer. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged benefits , dole culture , disabled , beer , pub , spacker , drunk , tax - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| A scouser walks into the benefits office and says, "I've just been offered a blow job. If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?" | |
Joke by Retard, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouse , liverpool , benefits , blow job - Current Score: 2 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| Ironic, isn't it, how people who are on benefits still complain about high taxes? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged benefits , dole , tax , chavs - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
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