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| A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? |    |
Joke by andino, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , wife , sexist , mans , best , friend - Current Score: 1165 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the best thing about being a black man? You probably won't have ginger kids. | |
Joke by parp, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged ginger , kids , racism , best - Current Score: 137 - Added: 2 months ago
| Cunt is a beautiful word, and if god hadn't wanted us to use it, he wouldn't have created Calum Best. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Celebrity and news events > calum best - Tagged calum , best , god , cunt , sex , fucking , die - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the best thing about Pakistan? It's a long way from here What's the worst thing about Pakistan? It's above sea level | |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistan , best , worst , sea level - Current Score: 68 - Added: 6 months ago
| I used to think that being a gynaecologist must be the best job in the world..... until I read about Jade Goody. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged gynaecologist , best , job , jade - Current Score: 57 - Added: 2 months ago
| The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious: "And how's the second biggest Navy in the world today then?" To which the Illustrious officer responded: "Fine. How's the second best?" The USS Enterprise did not reply. | |
Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , uk , navy , best - Current Score: 43 - Added: 6 months ago
| Best day of my life was when i walked down the asile towards my wife, everyone was similing, her mum had a few nice things to say, i gave her a kiss and shut the fuckin coffin!!!!!! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged best , wife , smiling , mum , kiss , coffin - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year ago
| I'm pissed off with everyone having go at black people. My best mate is black and theres nothing he wouldn't do for me. Cook,wash,clean,do my shopping,shine my shoes.... | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pissed , people , best , mate , cook , wash , clean , shopping , shine , shoes - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
| If the best things in life are free, why did a lap dance cost me fifty quid last night? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lap Dance - Tagged lap dance , free , best - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
| God's got a wicked sense of humour. He lets George Best live until the 24 hour drinking law is passed, then calls time on him. | |
Joke by NUFC, in Celebrity and news events > George Best - Tagged george best , best , drink , god , football - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year ago
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