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| A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? |    |
Joke by andino, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , wife , sexist , mans , best , friend - Current Score: 1014 - Added: 5 months ago
| Cunt is a beautiful word, and if god hadn't wanted us to use it, he wouldnt have created Calum Best. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Celebrity and news events > calum best - Tagged calum , best , god , cunt , sex , fucking , die - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the best thing about Pakistan? It's a long way from here What's the worst thing about Pakistan? It's above sea level | |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakistan , best , worst , sea level - Current Score: 53 - Added: 3 months ago
| The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious: "And how's the second biggest Navy in the world today then?" To which the Illustrious officer responded: "Fine. How's the second best?" The USS Enterprise did not reply. | |
Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , uk , navy , best - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago
| A good looking bloke goes into a pharmacy owned by a couple of spinsters. "This is quite embarrassing," says the man, "but I have a problem with my penis: it never goes soft - even after I've had sex for hours, it won't go down, it's insatiable. Can you give me anything for it?" The spinsters go into the back of the shop and reappear a few minutes later. They say, "the best we can do is 400 quid a week and a third share in the shop." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged store , best , spinster , pharmacy , penis - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months ago
| Best day of my life was when i walked down the asile towards my wife, everyone was similing, her mum had a few nice things to say, i gave her a kiss and shut the fuckin coffin!!!!!! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged best , wife , smiling , mum , kiss , coffin - Current Score: 22 - Added: 9 months ago
| If the best things in life are free, why did a lap dance cost me fifty quid last night? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lap Dance - Tagged lap dance , free , best - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 week ago
| I'm pissed off with everyone having go at black people. My best mate is black and theres nothing he wouldn't do for me. Cook,wash,clean,do my shopping,shine my shoes.... | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged pissed , people , best , mate , cook , wash , clean , shopping , shine , shoes - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago
| God's got a wicked sense of humour. He lets George Best live until the 24 hour drinking law is passed, then calls time on him. | |
Joke by NUFC, in Celebrity and news events > George Best - Tagged george best , best , drink , god , football - Current Score: 4 - Added: 9 months ago
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