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| A guy proposed a one pound bar bet to a full figured girl. Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he bet he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes." And he replied: "Okay. I owe you a pound." |    |
Joke by purespasticated, in Sex and shit > Breasts - Tagged tits , breasts , bet , bar , woman - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 month ago
| A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "alright. Get in." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Bet - Tagged bet , wheelbarrow , workmen - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months ago
| A pissed up rich guy walks in to a irish bar slams down 100 pound and says: ''If any man in here can down 10 pints of guiness they can have this cash!" Nobody said a word...one man even got up and walked out......5 minutes pass and the guy who walked out, walks back in and says ''yeah, ill do it'' The barman lines up 10 pints of guiness, and the young irish man proceeds to down one after the other no problem, he slams down the last empty glass, grabs the cash and starts to walk off. The rich man can't believe it and shouts to the irish man ''you agreed to the bet after you walked out, where did you go?'' The irish man said ''I had to go down the pub on the corner to see if I could do it first!'' | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish bar , bet , 10 pints - Current Score: 53 - Added: 10 months ago
| Lewis Hamilton had just finished the F-1 race in Hungary at the weekend when he was approached by a sexy blonde in the pit lane. She said, "Bloody hell, I bet you're hard on tyres." And Lewis said, "I bet it fucking doesn't, love." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged sexy , blonde , hard on , formula one , lewis hamilton , pit lane , tyres , bet - Current Score: 52 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man hits on a ploy to make some cash. He buys a dog, and painstakingly teaches it to recite the Lord's Prayer, word-for-word, until the dog has it perfect. He takes the dog to the pub, and says, "I bet anyone here a fiver that this dog can recite the Lord's Prayer!" Quite a few people take up the bet. The dog is put up on the bar. "Well, go on, then," says the man. "Ruff! ruff!" says the dog. "Ruff! Ruff!", and starts licking its balls. So the man loses all his money. On the way home, he says to the dog, "What the fuck was that all about? I trained you to recite it perfectly!" "Yep," says the dog, "But just think what the odds'll be tomorrow night!" | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged dog , bet , pub - Current Score: 27 - Added: 8 months ago
| Last night me and the wife had a bet on who's kinkiest. I pissed all over her. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Piss - Tagged piss , kinky , wife , bet - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month ago
| 9/11 wasn't a terrorist attack, it was the result of a drunken bet. "I bet i can get this plane through those two buildings, and if not, my mate will have a go." | |
Joke by Molineux, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged 911 , taliban , america , usa , bomb , muslim , drunk , bet - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Beckham and Steven Gerrard are sitting on the England bus on the way to their next game Gerrard goes to Becks "Here Dave, if you can guess how many coins I have in my hand right now I'll give you them both!" Becks goes "Errrrrrr.... Three?" | |
Joke by lashley, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged thick cunt , david beckham , football , bet - Current Score: 9 - Added: 11 hours ago
| Two Arab brothers emigrated to the U.S. and decided to have a contest as to who could be "the most American" in five years. The winner would get $1,000. Five years past, and the brothers met. One brother showed up in a cowboy hat and said, "I have just come from an American football game with my kids, Steve and Kelly. We had pork hot dogs and I drank a beer." The other brother says, "Whatever, raghead. Pay up." | |
Joke by yank, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , raghead , brothers , bet , contest - Current Score: 7 - Added: 11 months ago
| George Bush puts a one pound bet on the footy at 21/1 and wins 21 pounds. When he gets the money back he starts looking through it carefully. The cashier says to him, "is there something wrong, sir?" To which George replies, "no, I'm just checking to make sure the knock-off pound I gave you isn't among these." | |
Joke by kyle__1995, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged bet , money , knockoff , irish , george bush - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
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