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| General Custer is standing on a hill overlooking the Little Big Horn. In the distance he can hear Sitting Bull's braves pounding on their drums. He turns to a little Geordie soldier in his ranks, "listen" he says, "they have war drums." The Geordie replies, "why, man! The fuckin', thievin' bastards..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , drums , war , thievin , big , horn , custer - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 week ago
| Man's going down on his wife, and says "My god, you've got a big vagina. My god, you've got a big vagina." Wife says "Alright, I get the message, no need to say it twice!" Husband replies "I didn't..." | |
Joke by Nykrus, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged echo , oral , big , vagina - Current Score: 61 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , paedo , paedophillia , michael , jackson , big , little , hand , clock , time , bed - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| One day a bus driver was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and said: "Big John doesn't pay", and took his seat on the bus. The bus driver was only a little man and he didn't want to argue. This happened for several days. After a week , the bus driver was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man? So the driver went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to get frightened of Big John any more. Three weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit. At the usual stop, Big John got on. "Big John doesn't pay", he said. But this time the driver was prepared for him. He got up and said : "Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big John pay?" "Because Big John has got a bus pass" , the man replied. | |
Joke by mikeyrocksya, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bus , driver , big , man , john , little , weak , pass , gym , muscles , days , angry - Current Score: 49 - Added: 8 months ago
| Little pricks go in little condoms. Big pricks go in big condoms. So what do you put fat pricks into? A NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged luton , town , pricks , big , small , condoms - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why do Americans have such large heads? So they have somewhere to put their big mouths. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , large , heads , big , mouths - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 week ago
| In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said, "it doesn't surprise me, she's always been a rotten cunt." | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , rotten , cunt , cancer , big , brother - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's big, black and goes woof? The Grand Pier, Weston-Super-Mare | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged big , black , woof , grand , pier , westonsupermare - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man walked up to me in the street and try to sell me the "Big Issue" When I said no he called me a Faggot. I said "A faggot with a home." | |
Joke by JokeMan, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged big , issue , alan carr - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you make your dick look bigger? Put it in a baby's hand | |
Joke by revilo, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sex , kids , dick , big - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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