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| What's pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann's bike |    |
Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , madeleine , mccann , bike , cobweb - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| A half Jewish, half black Kid asks his Mom "Mom, am I mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "That's a dumb question" she replies "Go bother your Dad, already" Off he goes - "Dad, would you say I'm mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "You're just you, son, why are you asking dumb-ass questions like that?" "Well, my friend's selling his bike for 50 bucks and I don't know whether to Jew him down to 25 or just wait until dark and steal the fucker" | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged jewish , black , mom , dad , son , bike , dark steal , fucker - Current Score: 203 - Added: 9 months ago
| When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Religion and racism > English - Tagged god , lord , pray , bike - Current Score: 156 - Added: 8 months ago
| I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman... "Mr Cook?" "Yes," I replied. "I'm afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike." I said, "That's bullshit, 'cause my dog doesn't have a bike!" | |
Joke by cook9, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged dog , bike , policeman , clean - Current Score: 145 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I'm sure that, like me, you are very proud of our Olympic cycling gold medal winners. Truly, they are sporting heroes who have done wonders for British sport. I can't wait for them to return home, when they will once again become wankers in Spandex who clog up the roads and get in the way of cars. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , cycling , britain , wankers , cars , bike - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's the chav next door getting for Christmas? Your bike. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , bike , christmas , present , thief , neighbour - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid. Should I offer him fifteen or just steal it?" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged jew , bike , school , offer , why - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why should you never run over a chav on a bike? It's probably your bike. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , bike - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged students , woman , clothes , bike - Current Score: 58 - Added: 5 months ago
| My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. It was the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". Both he and his secretary were very upset, but I got the bike. | |
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