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| Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!" |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged vibrator , t-shirt , ring , birthday , bar , doctor , biker , drinking , wine , love , coat , designer - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Hells Angels - Tagged biker , sick , throw up , butt , ass , finger , fingers , throat - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months ago
| What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged hoover , dirt bag , biker - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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