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| According to Oxfam 2 pounds a month can provide water for a village in Tanzania. So why do fucking Thames Water charge me 50 pounds a month for my 3 bed semi? |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bills , oxfam , water - Current Score: 237 - Added: 9 months, 25 days ago
| A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on lager". Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £30 on make up?" The wife looks at him with a smile and says, "Darling I have to have the make up so I can look young and attractive for you." The husband shouts back, "That's what the fucking lager was for!" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged husband , bills , lager , make up - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What have a duck, a pelican and the Inland Revenue got in common? They can all stick their bills up their arse! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged duck , pelican , inland revenue , bills - Current Score: 25 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the similarity between the Gas Board and an Emu? They can both stick their bills up their arse. | |
Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged emu , gas , bills , fuck em - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Bride: I've got something new and something borrowed, but I still need something old and blue. Bride's Mum: Well don't worry, your Grandma's coming and she can't pay her heating bills | |
Joke by raymondthebastard, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old age , blue , bride , wedding , heating , bills - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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